F is for Fetish
The scene is Physics 222, a class whose lectures range from dull to incomprehensible. Dr. K. has started to talk, so most students have settled in for a nap (or pulled out the Daily Universe). Suddenly, he makes an announcement:
“I have a fetish!”
This gets everyone’s attention.
He continues, “I really hate it when people read the newspaper in class.”
Those with newspapers dutifully put them away, and Dr. K. continues with the lecture.
. . .
In retrospect, I think he probably meant “I have a pet peeve.”