It would be really cool to be friends with a celebrity.
And I would be a really good celebrity friend. ’Cause everyone else would want to be their friend just because they were a celebrity, but I would be their friend because I could see who they really were on the inside, aside from the fame. They’d be all, “Katya, you’re the only one who really understands me,” and I’d be all “Yeah.”
Of course, if I’m committed to looking on the inside when it comes to friendship, then I really just need to be friends with cool people, regardless of their celebrity status. And then I could hang with all my cool homies, and think about how cool I was by association.
But, really, I think it’s more important to be interesting than to be cool. And if you really pay attention, most people are pretty interesting in some way. Especially the ones who are all quiet, and shy, because while everyone else is yammering away, they’re just taking it in, and thinking about it all. So, really, I should pay more attention to people in general.
But it would be really cool to be friends with a celebrity.