B is for the British Empire
I once dreamt that I was sitting in the Marriott Center with my aunt, when two officers from the BYU police department approached us.
“We arrest you in the name of Her Majesty!”
“Deuces!” I exclaimed, “I always suspected that the University police were loyal to the Crown!”
“Hail Britannia!” they rejoined.
The end.
(I don’t know what part of my subconscious writes the dialogue for my dreams, but “I always suspected that the University police were loyal to the Crown!” is one of my favorite lines, ever.)
4 Comments:
That is some amazing dream dialogue.
That is awesome.
Yeah. You should hire that writer out for absurdist screenplays.
And now it's one of my favorite lines ever. Deuces included.
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