Seven Possible Reasons Why Things Aren't Working Out with Me and Brad
1. He’s too old for me.
2. He’s not Mormon.
3. He has commitment issues (or at least goes through women at a prodigious rate).
3. He’s currently seeing someone else.
4. He’s too rich. (Yes, there really is such a thing as “too rich.”)
5. He travels too much. (I’m a homebody.)
6. He’s too liberal.
7. Technically, we don’t actually know each other. (That alone is hardly an obstacle for true love, but things don’t look promising, overall.)