Seven Possible Reasons Why Things Aren't Working Out with Me and Brad
1. He’s too old for me.
2. He’s not Mormon.
3. He has commitment issues (or at least goes through women at a prodigious rate).
3. He’s currently seeing someone else.
4. He’s too rich. (Yes, there really is such a thing as “too rich.”)
5. He travels too much. (I’m a homebody.)
6. He’s too liberal.
7. Technically, we don’t actually know each other. (That alone is hardly an obstacle for true love, but things don’t look promising, overall.)
11 Comments:
Horatio?
No, Horatio doesn't fit numbers 1, 2 or 6. Amusing guess, though.
8. He's small and metallic?
Ha! No, not that kind of brad, either.
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Has he ever fallen in one of those things you keep tigers in?
Good job, Theric. He also likes those things in the middle of olives and peaches. :)
Katya, I think you and I both know what the problem is here. Brad just can't quite believe that a woman like you would really fall for a guy like him. He thinks it's just too good to be true. Hang in there, and I know he'll come round!
Reason number 8. Isaiah 38:17-18.
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Nectar: the deliverer of dreams.
Did I miss the reason for having two #3s?
Reason #9 (which is a blunt version of what you've already said): basically, you're way too good for him.
Nectar - Nice. :)
mysh - Um, because I can't count?
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